Baby Diaper Salad
This amazing, quick and easy recipe should be able to feed around 42 goblins!!
You will need the following ingredients for this recipe:
- 823 grams of chicken feet (with toenails)
- 950 grams of chicken hearts
- 1 kg of cow tongues
- 42 Baby diapers (with pee included)
- 1 kg of grass
- 999 grams of dirt (make sure some worms are in there)
Here is the equipment that will be needed for this recipe:
A knife
A Blender
A cutting board
Your hands 🙂
Method
First things first you will need to grab the chicken feet and cut the toenails off but leave the toenails on the side. Next you are going to cut the foot to try and remove each toe off of each foot.
When you have finished, put some toes on each diaper. Second of all you are going to want to grab the blender and throw all of the chicken hearts in there and start blending. When you have finished blending the hearts you are going to add 500 grams of salt in it and blend again and when that’s done you are going to add some mush of the chicken hearts on each diaper.
For the third step you are going to grab all the cows tongues and dice them all up into 20 pieces (each tongue) and then you are going to put 20 pieces on each diaper. Now with the grass you are going to just leave it as it is and just put some grass on each diaper (make sure to put a decent amount).
Now for the dirt you are going to put it everywhere on the diaper and when I say everywhere I mean EVERYWHERE (on each diaper) . Because the dirt is basically the seasoning for the baby diaper salad. Don’t think I forgot about the chicken toenails! For that you are going to sprinkle a good amount of toenails in each diaper so the goblins can be fed well!
Now that you have completed all the steps you may now eat!
Enjoy!!